Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.

So what else have they said you can’t do and how many of those have you believed?

Oh, Lady, " said the woodcutter, "my hurt is overwhelming because it is someone else's pain that makes me cry.

Hate has no ears.

The crisis of community has its source in the corruption of character.

The worst feeling in the world is the homesickness that comes over a man occasionally when he is at home.

Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration

Himmler, Bormann, and Goebbels, they were probably bad fellows.

There are endless treasures of grace waiting for those who will make even the most feeble attempts to pray. The weakest prayers yield grace.

I regard myself as being the final filter so everything that ends up in the movie is there because it's something that I think was cool.

The most stringent protection of free speech would not protect a man in falsely shouting fire in a theater and causing a panic.