Whoever can find the answer to this question: "How can I say this to my dog" has already won the game.

Utility is the true criterion of beauty.

The breeding of shepherd dogs is the breeding of working dogs; and this must always be the aim, or we shall cease to produce shepherd dogs.

The good Shepherd dog knows his master almost better than himself and must wonder indeed at the lack of the reverse.

Fish and company start to smell after three days.

She wasn't the perfect mom. However, she was the perfect Mother for me.

I was cured all right.

When it is possible that people don't understand my English, I take my guitar and speak with my music!

A hero is an ordinary person doing things in an extra ordinary way.

Good means not [merely] not to do wrong, but rather not to desire to do wrong.

The expectation is that party leaders solve problems. That's why substantial differences must first be cleared up.

I am the best tennis player who cannot play tennis.

When you're dealing with the universe, ignorance can be deadly.