Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!

Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.

You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

It's funny how most activists are pacifists.

When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

I write, write and write but I can't find words that define what I feel inside.

A fool is someone whose arrogance is only surpassed by his ignorance.

When you confront, you save yourself of disillusionment.

The march is a way to get in celebration mode.

We have only two sources of information about the character of the people around us: we judge them by what they do and by what they say (particularly the first).

"Lawyers Are": The only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from (amongst) themselves.

Twelve Dancings are dancing, and taking no rest, And closely their hands together are press'd; And soon as a dance has come to a close, Another begins, and each merrily goes.

Democracy makes many taxing demands on its practitioners, but suspension of the intelligence is not one of them.

Change does not take time - it takes commitment.

Why art thou but a nest of gloom While the bobolinks are singing?