Whoever said laughter is the best medicine had clearly never tasted scotch.

I work hard, and managing an inventory-based business can be extremely stressful. The upside is that, as long as I get my job done, I can take time off pretty much any time I want.

Inner beauty is for amateurs.

Lets ignore our mothers' well-meant advice.

...and then she realized: they WERE all alike!

We have nothing to fear but our mothers.

Becoming an entrepreneur was the furthest thing from my mind. I actually had an identity crisis when I realized I had become one.

She was blissfully unaware of her peril.

In a time of turbulence and change, it is more true than ever that knowledge is power.

Working on The Daily Show, I co-produced all those field segments, and that's another huge thing.I probably did more than 100 field segments.

When they said "Make love, not war" at Woodstock, they never imagined that one would become as dangerous as the other.

I wish I could balance life as an artist and a mother, but sometimes when I am doing live concerts, I have to ask people to help me in my other role.

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

People say it's not ambitious, but it is actually quite ambitious wanting to help people.

. . .the larger the crowd, the more probable that that which it praises is folly, and the more improbable that it is truth; and the most improbable of all that it is any eternal truth.

To hear, one must be silent.

And he said that he wrote the Bond character based on the character of David Niven. That's how he saw Bond.

He that dies this year is quit for the next.