Whoever says the Smiths have split shall be severely spanked by me with a wet plimsoll.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

We're all blessed and we're all blighted, Chief Inspector, " said Finney. "Everyday each of us does our sums. The question is, what do we count?

The way is yours for the asking - the way is yours for the taking. The way is as it should be.

When I saw snooty guy, I missed my childhood.

The one thing we know about the future is that it comes only one day at a time.

My wrestling and family go together. It's always been that way, from day one with my mom and dad, my sister, my wife, four daughters, grandsons, son-in-laws.

I always thought I was the finest thing around.

Journalism consists in buying white paper at two cents a pound and selling it at ten cents a pound.

In the end, the British didn't vote to leave because of the euro. They're not even members of the currency union. Even the refugee crisis hardly affected the country.

Self-sacrifice, not self-assertion, is the law of the highest universe.

By the time I returned to Czechoslovakia, I had an understanding of the principles of the market.