Whoever takes just plain ginger ale soon gets drowned out of the conversation.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

The images of myth must be the daemonic guardians, omnipresent and unnoticed, which protect the growth of the young mind, and guide man's interpretation of his life and struggles.

I'm no more intelligent than the next guy. I'm just more curious.

Vulnerability is not knowing victory or defeat, it’s understanding the necessity of both; it’s engaging. It’s being all in.

Let go of what you think you need & what you really need will show up.

Things had a way of working out for the best when you let them run their course.

I mean, it's unheard of for somebody to hit 70 home runs, so I'm like in awe of myself right now.

No attempt of curing the body should be made without curing the soul

We must not let the things we can't do keep us from doing the things we can do.

There is no question in my mind: reading Gandhi's autobiography changed my life.

Before you speak, listen.