Whole new theories of money were growing here like mushrooms: in the dark and based on bullshit.

Insanity is catching.

The only really sane person in there is Igor, and possibly the turnip. And I'm not sure about the turnip.

He sighed. It had come to this. He was a responsible authority, and people could use terms like "core values" at him with impunity.

. . . you worked for Harry King, they said, because a broken leg was bad for business, and Harry King was all about business.

The money… will talk?' said Mr Spools carefully.'Imps, ' said Moist. 'They're only a sort of intelligent spell. They don't even have to have a shape. We'll print them on the higher denominations.

Plans can break down. You cannot plan the future. Only presumptuous fools plan. The wise man steers.

But what's worth more than gold?""Practically everything. You, for example. Gold is heavy. Your weight in gold is not very much gold at all. Aren't you worth more than that?

The more you believed in yourself, the more you could trust yourself. The more you trust yourself, the less you compare yourself to others.

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

I made decisions that I regret, and I took them as learning experiences... I'm human, not perfect, like anybody else.

Take from others what you want, but never be a disciple of anyone.

Elvis lived here until thirteen and nobody can really take that from us!

Thongs are the leading cause of pregnancy in the United States.

The way of the cross is the way of suffering. Christians are called to die, not kill, in order to show the world how they are loved by Christ.

Don't wait. Tomorrow may be too late to do the things you can today.

I am for keeping the thing going while things are stirring. Because if we wait till it is still, it will take a great while to get it going again.