Why am I covered in feathers?" I asked, confused. He exhaled impatiently. "I bit a pillow. Or two...

Whatever end found us, it would not find us separated. -- Bella Cullen

No measure of time with you will be long enough, but we'll start with forever.

Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.

Children in the abstract, had never appealed to me. They seemed to be loud creatures, often dripping some form of goo.

Yes, heaven forbid I not be protected from tanks.

Life sucks, and then you die.Yeah, I should be so lucky.

Life sucks, and then you die...

You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!

I know - I'll play you for it, " Alice suggested. "Rock, paper, scissors."Jasper chuckled and Edward sighed."Why don't you just tell me who wins?" Edward said wryly.Alice beamed. "I do. Excellent.

Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob?" she asked cutting me off. "His name is 'Shut the hell up'.

God is the world's oldest poet

The angels will help get you where you need to go.

If something you did causes failure, shouldn't the exact opposite of what you did bring success?

Marrying into money was not a good thing for me.

I am certain that most composers today would consider today's music to be rich, not to say confusing, in its enormous diversity of styles, technical procedures, and systems of esthetics.

Hatred and anger are powerless when met with kindness.

Love is a secret society, a community for two.

My first warning is to my government officers to not presume citizens as thieves.

Knowing that you have working with you a force, which never yet has failed in anything it has undertaken, you can go ahead in the confident knowledge that it will not fail in your case, either.

Those who want the fewest things are nearest to the gods.