Why am I fixated on that man? I don't want to realise that now. That I want him to love me. I want him to love me. I want him to love me so much I could die.

I already have insurance, a religion, and a newspaper subscription... I'm also... not interested in... aggressive sales of cats...

What are books but tangible dreams? What is reading if it is not dreaming? The best books cause us to dream the rest are not worth reading.

Fool me once, shame on youfool me twice, shame on mefool me thrice, I'm gonna get the frying pan!

I still don't love the darkness, though I've learned to smile in it a little bit, now and then.

I play tennis non-obsessively. I seem to beat people I play a lot or half the time, so I guess I gravitate to people who are as bad as I am.

The daily work - that goes on, it adds up.

I never met another man I'd rather be. And even if that's a delusion, it's a lucky one.

Knowledge increases in proportion to its use; that is, the more we teach the more we learn.

A new study found that people who are depressed have a greater risk of stroke. Well that should cheer them up.

Look, my friends, if I'm a racist, this doesn't mean that I hate brown people

Being here allows me to make the case that not all aging, narcissistic movie actors whose children could be mistaken for their grandchildren necessarily act with the same motivation.