Why am I trying to be somebody? I am somebody.

The pressures of business relationships: so I tell the guy I usually have my tea time at 10 o’clock every morning. He calls me at noon (very upset) because I didn’t meet him on the golf course.

Be careful with your gift. It can lead to your success or your destruction.

The greatest war we fight is the one within ourselves.

It is one thing to be clever and another to be wise.

I think getting married was a mistake along the way, but at the same time I wouldn't have the wonderful children I have if I didn't get married.

A great hallmark of mental wellness is the ability to be in the present moment, fully and with no thoughts of being elsewhere.

All men have a sweetness in their life. That is what helps them go on. It is towards that they turn when they feel too worn out.

Cordelia: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan. Oz: We attack the Mayor with hummus. Cordelia: I stand corrected. Oz: Just keeping things in perspective.

I only know that I love you. That's your misfortune.

Love is like falconry," he said. "Don't you think that's true, Cleveland?" "Never say love is like anything." said Cleveland. "It isn't.

Twisted and perverse are the ways of the human mind," Jane intoned. "Pinocchio was such a dolt to try to become a real boy. He was much better off with a wooden head.

We don't have to apologize for American exceptionalism or western values.

We forget to thank the scientists that began these musical inventions and systems. The guy that invented the phonograph and gramophone - Thomas Edison!