Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

You make a name for yourself when you take on responsibilities and constantly solve problems

Majority does not mean Right. Minority does not mean Wrong. Always maintain a stand for what is right.

Practice diligence, intelligence will follow you.

My world view is somewhat unique. I have learned from many great philosophers including Plato, Socrates, Buddha, Jesus, Darwin, Tagore, Emerson, and many more.

I like what I like and not what I'm supposed to like because of mass rating. And I very much dislike the things I don't like.

When Nietszche says, "A new commandment I give to you, be hard" he is really saying, "A new commandment I give to you, be dead." Sensibility is the definition oflife.

... that maxim of Descartes: "Question everything!" Question everything!

Of course there is a monkey. There is always a monkey.

I like to be able to play a character and act out a lot of things which I can't or don't do in my normal everyday life.

Most women at retirement have significantly less money than men, and they still get paid less than men. I'm sure that in my reptile brain I'm quite conscious of this.