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Billy Connolly Quotes: Why are there no windows in the toilets on aeroplanes? To protect you from the most dedicated perverts on the planet, hanging off the wing to get a peep?
         

Why are there no windows in the toilets on aeroplanes? To protect you from the most dedicated perverts on the planet, hanging off the wing to get a peep?


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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes!



I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.

I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives.



My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.

My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.



A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag; even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you!

A woman's mind is as complex as the contents of her handbag; even when you get to the bottom of it, there is ALWAYS something at the bottom to surprise you!



So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?

So, have you heard about the oyster who went to a disco and pulled a mussel?



Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.



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There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter.



The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.

The desire to be a politician should bar you for life from ever being one.



I think age is terribly overrated. You're okay as long as you don't grow up. By all means grow old, but don't mature. Remain childlike, retain wonder, the ability to be flabbergasted by something.

I think age is terribly overrated. You're okay as long as you don't grow up. By all means grow old, but don't mature. Remain childlike, retain wonder, the ability to be flabbergasted by something.



Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.

Life is supposed to be fun. It's not a job or occupation. We're here only once and we should have a bit of a laugh.





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People only tell you to not to judge them when they know they're doing something that deserves judgement.



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The pursuit of truth does not permit violence on one's opponent.



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You ask me if I love you and I choke on my reply. I'd rather hurt you honestly than mislead you with a lie.



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