Why are there so many trees in the jungle?

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine!

For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

Did you know that..........'embargo' spelled backwards is 'o grab me

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Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges. He allegedly was seen transporting two 16 year olds across state line for immoral porpoises.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.

The basis of love that most people share is the intimacy they developed with their partners, the intensity of their attraction, or the similarity of their thought patterns,

When someone says you've changed, it's because you are no longer willing to live your life their way

Coaching doesn’t start with X’s and O’s. It starts with believing that players win games and coaches win players.

ON PROBLEMSOur choicest planshave fallen through, our airiest castlestumbled over, because of lineswe neatly drewand later neatlystumbled over.

It's hard to see your destination when you're focused on the cracks in the sidewalk.

Oh Diamond! Diamond! thou little knowest the mischief done! [Apocryphal]

No one comes to your website to be entertained. They have questions they think you can answer. Content answers questions.

Marriage is like pleading guilty to an indefinite sentence. Without parole.

I feel very conscious of my influences. T.H. White is very important for me.

Women are incredibly intuitive. If anybody on the planet is going to evolve to the next level, that telekinetic thing, women will.