Why are we honoring this man? Have we run out of human beings?

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.

Laughter is an instant vacation.

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.

The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired.

Laughter is the best medicine in the world.

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

PRESCRIPTION A bitof virtuewill neverhurt you.

The importance of "small wins"When we believe that we can win it's amazing how positive we can become.So, to make positive change, plan small wins along the way.

The purchase of any item which helps strengthen Zionism is not permissible.

With words we govern men.

The whole government is a Ponzi scheme.

Because God created the Natural - invented it out of His love and artistry - it demands our reverence.

I think there are some artists whose works are misanthropic.

Well, if I am not drunk, I am mad," replied Syme with perfect calm; "but I trust I can behave like a gentleman in either condition.

... anything difficult to say must be shouted from the rooftops.

I know that great gifts come at a price, and that not all talent inspires admiration.