Why can't I be the adorable one?

The world is grand, awfully big and astonishingly beautiful, frequently thrilling.

I actually turned down an opportunity for a private interview with Adolph Hitler.

My children have no prejudices at all. My own brother-in-law is Jewish!

I think sometimes it is more important to be gracious than to win

I don't need a psychiatrist. I'm Catholic.

I am not a grammarian. Maybe my style is eccentric.

Sodomy is in the Bible, to be read in churches. I wouldn't rule it out of Mr. Bruce's act if he cares to comment on it

Lenny Bruce is a very moral man trying to improve the world and trying to make audiences think

Im off to race around the world - a race against time and two men. I know I can beat time. I hope I can beat the men.

Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip.

Shift yourself away from the slippery ground of bad attitudes and you’ll not drift off!

Look upward to your God for direction! Look inward into yourself and discover your talents! Look outward into your environment and get helped! Stop looking at one direction!

I feel like I could disappear because I'm not real to other people.

Gut feeling is all about the experiences that you have had in your life. It is about being in difficult scenarios, knowing what worked, what did not work, and then taking a decision.

When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.'

Even a minute of dying is better than an eternity of nothingness.

Your ability will grow to match your dreams.

If you want to be popular all the time, you will misgovern

The 19th century was a century of empires, the 20th century was a century of nation states. The 21st century will be a century of cities.