Why can't parents dance? Is it some universal law of physics or something?

Some things are best left a blur. Births and Visa Bills.

When I shop, the world gets better, and the world is better, but then it's not, and I need to do it again. (Confessions of a Shopaholic-the movie)

I chose to publish the first 'Shopaholic' book under a pseudonym because I wanted it to be judged on its own merits.

There's no luck in business. There's only drive, determination, and more drive.

Life is like an escalator. You see, it carries you on regardless. And you might as well enjoy the view and seize every opportunity while you're passing. Otherwise, it'll be too late.

I had a craving for pineapple and a pink cardigan" - Becky Bloomwood Shopaholic and Baby

Our eyes met in the math class. How were we to know that trigonometry would lead to matrimony?

This is what happens. You tell your friends your most personal secrets, and they use them against you.

I love new clothes. If everyone could just wear new clothes everyday, I reckon depression wouldn’t exist anymore.

Wow. I've never been a VIP before. I've never even been a IP.

Just like the waves of the ocean, my heart is singing the song of endless, eternal, sadness, joy, and love.

Shocked my old friend from China, Deja Vu, when I turned up at his door without notice.

Moxie gave me a small smile. "Why do you always say that- which here means?""I'll probably outgrow it, " I said.

It is meant to be survival of the fittest, not survival of the most floral.

Every technology really needs to be shipped with a special manual - not how to use it but why, when, and for what.

Everything above and below is one unity.

We must always remember that the police are recruited from the criminal classes.

The idea is to have no idea. Get lost. Get lost in the landscape.

If God is your problem, only God is your solution.

She's beautiful, and therefore to be wooed; She is a woman, therefore to be won.