Why can't somebody give us a list of things that everybody thinks and nobody says and another list of things that everybody says and nobody thinks.

All limitations are self-imposed.

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts.

A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions.

Success. Is not the position where you are standing, but which direction you are going.

This is a court of law, not a court of justice.

Rough work, iconoclasm, but the only way to get at truth.

My right to swing my fist ends where your nose begins.

I like to pay taxes. With them, I buy civilization.

Youth fades, love droops, the leaves of friendship fall; A mother's secret hope outlives them all.

Three generations of imbeciles are enough.

Love is the greatest attribute of God

There is no beautifier of complexion, or form, or behavior, like the wish to scatter joy and not pain around us.

Every artist needs canvass, mine just happens to be Microsoft Word and a Thesaurus.

I'd have given ten conversations with Einstein for a first meeting with a pretty chorus girl.

I would advise young artists to paint as they can, as long as they can, without being afraid of painting badly.

She examined me, she looked at me critically and said, "Why are you trying to starve yourself?" To keep myself from feeling love, from feeling lust, from feeling anything at all.

The idea of having new perspectives on our planet, and actually being able to get that message out, gets me out of bed every day with a spring in my step.

We feel a kind of bittersweet pricking of malicious delight in contemplating the misfortunes of others.

The charm of television entertainment is its ability to bridge the chasm between dinner and bedtime without mental distraction.

As Oscar tells to Chalky, eventually we all run out of road...