Why can't the Jews and the Arabs just sit down together and settle this like good Christians?

In politics nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all.

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth.

Our Scottish theory ... is that every country has need of Scotchmen, but that Scotland has no need of the citizens of any other country.

I thought Winston Churchill was a young man of promise, but it appears he is a young man of promises.

Society, dead or alive, can have no charm without intimacy and no intimacy without an interest in trifles.

It has always been desirable to tell the truth, but seldom if ever necessary.

I do not know how it comes about, but if you sit opposite a man every day and you are engaged in fighting him, you cannot help getting a liking for him whether he deserves it or not.

I have done nothing important or distinguished since we met except to win the handicap prize, worth ?4 10/- at North Berwick.

Winston has written four volumes about himself and called it 'World Crisis'.

There are plenty of cases of war being begun before it is declared.

Save now, so you are not dependent on your children when you are old

His heat warmed her, even as her insides turned to ice.

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke.

If your result needs a statistician then you should design a better experiment.

I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.

Books are divided into two classes, the books of the hour and the books of all time.

... but actually it sucks to have a lot of employees, and you should be proud of how few employees you have.

A beautifully-designed coat that drapes magnificently on the female form.

I hear Canada is still free though. They ain't got slaver camps and ships.

The House has noticed the Prime Minister's remarkable transformation in the past few weeks, from Stalin to Mr. Bean.