Why can't we build orphanages next to homes for the elderly? If someone were sitting in a rocker, it wouldn't be long before a kid will be in his lap.

I've been so relieved and so grateful to not have a god to believe in.

Let whatever's going to happen, happen. Don't judge it before you do it. Sure, sometimes it will be terrible, but sometimes it will just be amazing. That's where the gold is.

I'm so sick of Betty White. Never liked her.

For the love of God, will someone please punch me in the face so I can see some stars?

I think husbands and wives should live in separate houses. If there's enough money, the children should live in a third.

I make fun whenever I go. If I go to restaurant by myself, rest assured, people will be talking about it.

Im having an amazing life and it isnt over yet.

Everything is so sad and so wonderful.

Now men and women are separate and unequal. We should be hand in hand; in fact, we should have our arms around one another.

When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time.

Far away, our dreams have nothing to do with what we do. The wind carries the night, and passes on, aimless.

If you pray for thy neighbour, you sow a seed of love in thy heart.

We had better share our bewilderments. By hiding them from each other we should not hide them from ourselves.

Hang on, did you just call me Angel?" "If I did?

I try to cast really good actors and give them a chance to do their very best work, give them as much time and space as they need.

Sometimes I think there are devils at work in the kitchen - recipes that are always perfect sometimes come out less than perfect and I can't figure out why.

I've gone to war zones before and never got shot.

Friendship embraces innumerable ends; turn where you will it is ever at your side; no barrier shuts it out; it is never untimely and never in the way.

If you aren't feeding the fire of anger or the fire of craving by talking to yourself, then the fire doesn't have anything to feed on.

I never worked less than 16-hour days on South Beach.