Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks?

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see, you can find out first hand what it's like to be me.

..English teachers often take a right-wrong stance. I'd rather my students take a thinking stance.

Entrepreneur, if you're going to start up, make sure you start up with excellence in mind”.

If you lock me in the room with a piano teacher for a year I might be able to knock out a rendition of 'Roll Out The Barrel, ' but will I ever be a concert pianist? No.

Innovation is hard because solving problems people didn't know they had & building something no one needs look identical at first.

The central message of the Bible is about God redeeming a humanity that is in trouble and suffering.

Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere.

[Rex] Tillerson is there to get these sanctions [against Russia] lifted. I believe it. Just watch him!

[On old age:] You wake up one morning and you got it.

I have always been a sucker for the big, upbeat chorus.