Why did God give me two ears and one mouth? So that I will hear more and talk less.

The first printed mention of bagels... is to be found in the Community Regulations of Kracow, Poland, for the year 1610 which stated that bagels would be given as a gift to any woman in childbirth.

We see things as we are, not as they are.

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong.

What's green, hangs on a wall and whistles? [A Herring]

Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty.

The purpose of life is to matter, to be productive, to have it make a difference that you lived at all-using the talents that God has given you for the betterment of others.

The purpose of life is not to be happy, the purpose of life is to matter.

I sometimes think there is a dimension beyond the four of experience and Einstein: insight, that fifth dimension which promises to liberate us from bondage to the long, imperfect past

A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead.

If at first you don't succeed, before you try again, stop to figure out what you did wrong.

None should say : 'I can trust, ' or 'I cannot trust' until he is a master of the option, of trusting or not trusting.

Think as if failure is not a possibility.

It is not what you give your friend but what you are willing to give him that determines the quality of your friendship.

Now is the time to show maximum responsibility. It is not the time to pay off old scores nor for sterile partisan recriminations. It is time to re-establish a climate of calmness and mutual respect.

1 is not prime, by definition. 2 is an unnatural prime, 4 is an unnatural prime, and 6 is an unnatural prime. All other natural primes cannot be unnatural primes.

I love music, I'm very eclectic. On my iPad I have the complete works of Ludwig van Beethoven.

Hiccup: Thank You For Nothing You Stupid Reptile.

Kindness is one of the best gifts you can bestow... We know that inherently that feels great.

The Internet changes everything. People are online meeting boyfriends and girlfriends, you don't have to be out drinking and drugging to find somebody nowadays.

I'm so fast I run through a hurricane and not get wet. George Foreman is gonna pay me a dept.