Why didn't I buy a new phone earlier? Why don't I always walk around with a spare phone? It should be the law, like having a spare tire.

Some things are best left a blur. Births and Visa Bills.

When I shop, the world gets better, and the world is better, but then it's not, and I need to do it again. (Confessions of a Shopaholic-the movie)

I chose to publish the first 'Shopaholic' book under a pseudonym because I wanted it to be judged on its own merits.

There's no luck in business. There's only drive, determination, and more drive.

Life is like an escalator. You see, it carries you on regardless. And you might as well enjoy the view and seize every opportunity while you're passing. Otherwise, it'll be too late.

I had a craving for pineapple and a pink cardigan" - Becky Bloomwood Shopaholic and Baby

Our eyes met in the math class. How were we to know that trigonometry would lead to matrimony?

This is what happens. You tell your friends your most personal secrets, and they use them against you.

I love new clothes. If everyone could just wear new clothes everyday, I reckon depression wouldn’t exist anymore.

Wow. I've never been a VIP before. I've never even been a IP.

Don't keep forever on the public road, going only where others have gone.

I'm a comedian, and I definitely see the humor in a lot of things. I am also sad a lot. I cry often and easily. I think you're supposed to feel all kinds of things.

We must have the glory sink into us before it can be reflected from us. In deep inward beholding we must have Christ in our hearts, that He may shine forth from our lives.

I value fame as much as if I had been born a Hero.

Intellectual neutrality is not possible in a historical world of exploitation and oppression.

When you give politicians the power to do what you think is right you're automatically giving politicians the power to do what you think is wrong.

I seem to enjoy telling stories with a central absence, with a lacuna tunnelled into them.

There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.

The life of this transitory world is the expectation of death: to renounce life is to escape from the expectation of annihilation.

When everything is in abundance, dispassion happens. And when dispassion is there, everything comes in abundance.