Why do Greeks always open restaurants that fail?

No matter how dark the moment, love and hope are always possible.

No matter how dark the moment, love and hope are always possible!

When you live with a woman you learn something every day. So far I have learned that long hair will clog up the shower drain before you can say 'Liquid-Plumr'

If my phrases shock the reader, that only shows it is high time he or she was shocked.

It's brutal to realize that someone might find a life with you in it unbearable.

There is nothing so cunning as tangled deception. If you wish to seek out the truth, first uncover the lies that surround the illusion...

You can take care of everything except chance. Chance can kill you.

I much preferred winning to thinking and I didn't like losing at all.

A musical film is my idea of heaven. You can pre-record, you don't have to sing live. Singing live was the bit I hated the most. I never felt like a confident singer.

Funds are low again, hallelujah! That means God trusts us and is willing to leave His reputation in our hands.

Social engaged intellectuals must accept reality as they found it and shape it toward positive social goals, not stand aside in self-righteous isolation.

If you haven't fought for your life for something you want, you don't know what's life all about.