Why do I always listen to your insane plans? Why aren't we at home watching TV like everyone else? What possible difference will any of this make?

Today is the tomorrow you were promised yesterday.

The Federal Department of Odds and Ends: sweepus underum carpetae.

Sometimes the day begins with nothing to look forward to.

There's a sort of absurdity to Australia and the so-called New World nations. I sensed it all the time growing up in Western Australia, which is really remote.

Going against the storm requires strength, energy and a will to succeed.

As a nation, develop your wealth of virtues and watch yourself live better than most countries who brag themselves in their virtues of natural wealth

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today.

Surf is something I have been obsessed with since I was a child.

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself.

It is impossible to see the angel unless you first have a notion of it.

If I blew my nose the Daily Express and the Daily Mail would say that I am trying to spread germ warfare.

There's something in life that's a curtain, and I keep trying to raise it.

I have always found it difficult to study. I have learnt almost entirely what I have learnt by trying it out on the dog.

I have high blood sugars, and Type 2 diabetes is not going to kill me. But I just have to eat right, and exercise, and lose weight, and watch what I eat, and I will be fine for the rest of my life.