Why do I hate people? Who else is there to hate?

A home without a grandmother is like an egg without salt.

If you ever meet someone who cannot understand why solitary confinement is considered punishment, you have met a misanthrope.

I simply like guns because you can't shoot people without them.

I wasn't used to children and they were getting on my nerves. Worse, it appeared that I was a child, too. I hadn't known that before; I thought I was just short.

Writers who have nothing to say always strain for metaphors to say it in.

If we define a misanthrope as 'someone who does not suffer fools and likes to see fools suffer,' we have described a person with something to look forward to.

The more immoral we become in big ways, the more puritanical we become in little ways.

God may have loved the common people, but a trip to any shopping mall suggests that He made far too many of them.

Golf is an exercise in Scottish pointlessness for people who are no longer able to throw telephone poles at each other.

Democracy is the fig leaf of elitism.

When you lose yourself in love, you find everything.

It’s certainly TOUGH being AWESOME all the time, but I do it so the kids have someone to look up to!

If you go to working class, and working poor areas of America, the food sources that are relegated to them are generally limited to unhealthy ones.

He who does not bellow the truth when he knows the truth makes himself the accomplice of liars and forgers.

As far as Germany extends it ruins culture.

The Jews must realize that their influence in Germany has disappeared for all time.

You can hit my father over the head with a chair and he won't wake up, but my mother, all you have to do to my mother is cough somewhere in Siberia and she'll hear you.

Paths to other paths must always be open!

Of course we can talk about the radical potential of youth. But in the U.S. it is still the case that most youth are conservative and not very sympathetic to the working class.

Lovers, like dying men, may well At first disorder'd be, Since none alive can truly tell What Fortune they must see.