Why do men have nipples? Because God is a woman and she really wants us to enjoy ourselves, that's why.

But every day I go to work I'm making a bet that the universe is simple, symmetric, and aesthetically pleasing—a universe that we humans, with our limited perspective, will someday understand.

i've had enough of this. if you'll excuse me, i'm going to find a tavern where i can pay an underdressed woman to sit it my lap and look very pleased with me while i drink heavily

My hobbies just sort of gradually became my vocation.

...like a predator about to devour the target.

Personally, my taste is towards development of a character, as well as the resolution of a story plot. I like to find both, if I can.

I know who I am as a person, as a father, and as a husband.

a mother-in-law's praise says more in a woman's favor than anything else in the world.

I don't think about life everlasting. If something doesn't have scientific evidence to back it up, I don't believe it. I'm a straight shooter.

Many companies routinely do things that are not important. They fail to prioritize. They get involved with details that don't matter.

Readers must be given room to bring their own emotions to a piece so crammed with emotional content; the writer must tenaciously resist explaining why the material is so moving.