Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.

If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.

Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.

Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'

People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.

As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.

living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts

Any woman who calls herself a post-feminist should keep her Wonderbra and burn her brains.

I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.

I still need you. Killer, boyfriend, friend, whatever…I need you in my life…if for nothing else, to show me that it’s OK to be broken. It’s OK for things not to be OK.

Have you ever danced with the Devil in the pale moonlight?

Let me alone: I have yet my legs and one arm. Tell the surgeon to make haste and his instruments. I know I must lose my right arm, so the sooner it's off the better.

We have to construct communities of artists because they don't naturally exist in our culture.

The longer I lived in the east, the more completely I realized that, for better or worse, I was going to be, to everybody's mind, wherever I lived, a Texan.

I have absolutely zero interest in politics.

I am at a place in my life where the more like a cave I can make my surroundings, the happier I am.

A shoat squealing under a fence just attracts the fox, when it should be trying to run.

You basically only discover a new thing once.

The one who thinks over his experiences most, and weaves them into systematic relations with each other, will be the one with the best memory.