Why do only the awful things become fads? I thought. Eye-rolling and Barbie and bread pudding. Why never chocolate cheesecake or thinking for yourself?

It was about a girl who helps an ugly old woman who turns out to be a good fairy in disguise. Inner values versus shallow appearances.

What's Management up to?" I whispered to Bennett."My guess is a new acronym, " he whispered. "Departmental Unification Management Business." He wrote down the ltters on his legal pad. "D.U.M.B.

Management is proving beyond a shadow of a doubt they don't have enough to do, " she murmured back. "So they've invented a new acronym.

Free yourself from the people who cause you drama and poison your soul. You know who they are... The first ones you thought of when you read this. They have to go.

Don't be afraid to stumble. Any inventor will tell you that you don't follow a plan far before you strike a snag. If, out of 100 ideas you get one that works, it's enough.

It's been that way since the beginning. I just been playin, I aint even notice I was winnin.

We have 50,000 moments of truth every day.

I really learned how to improvise at the Groundlings.It's something I've always loved to do. For some reason it feels more honest at times.

There is no security in following the call to adventure.

I’m aware of my weaknesses and THE BEAST WITHIN.

I should be a postage stamp. That’s the only way I’ll ever get licked!

I was definitely ahead of my friends. I was French-kissing girls way before anybody else was.

Men respect women who have standards - get some!