Why do people feel things and go places, tell me if you know.

I don't get many hecklers now but answering them is an art form in itself.

The news is not about news anymore. It's about protecting some people, destroying others and shoving a socialist agenda down the collective throats of America.

The man who reads only for improvement is beyond the hope of much improvement before he begins.

Every African-American I know has two faces. There's the face that we have for ourselves and the face we put on for white America for the places we have to get to.

Just take them rascals [rapists, killers, child abusers] out in the swamp / Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stump / Let the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the rest.

Everybody uses mime and gesture in real life, though we don't realize it. It's very useful as a performance technique, though it can be boring to watch on its own.

Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.

Our morbidly obese federal government needs not just behavior modification but bariatric surgery.

This is what it's like to get old: you still feel 19, except your knees hurt...

You'd better watch where you go, and remember where you've been

The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.

Surround yourself with things that make you smile.”

Regret nothing. Everything broken can be remade. And everything remade can once again be broken

I'm against an all-white anything or an all-black anything.

Scientific discoveries and innovation come from combining different existing technologies and different perspectives in a unique way.

Yep, that's me. I know. I know. You're humbled I'm here, feel like throwing rose petals at my feet, blah, blah, blah. No need, though. Just try and think of me as a normal guy -William

As a leader you have to recognize that it all starts with you: your attitude, your commitment, your caring, your passion.

The golden hours on angel wings Flew o'er me and my dearie, For dear to me as light and life Was my sweet Highland Mary.

He hardly ever spoke of magic, and when he did it was like a history lesson and no one could bear to listen to him.

They [Tom Hanks and Paul Newman] were simply always high level masters, and taught me as a kid actor never to be an a*shole to anybody, because it would be very tough to get past where they are.