Why do people say they wish every day was Friday? If it was always Friday, we'd be here every freakin' day.

Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds, cannot change anything.

Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.

It is almost impossible to watch a sunset and not dream.

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.

Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.

We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.

I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

People settle for a level of despair they can tolerate and call it happiness.

Live as if you already are what you wish to become.

To transcend to a higher level, become the symbol of love and kindness.

There's a lady up in heaven who must be very proud of the way the people in Baltimore have treated her boy from the Bronx.

Be enlightened for you, just for you. No one else knows or cares. They crucified Christ, you know. They don't take real well, on this planet, to the people who see things differently.

Man is stupid, phenomenally stupid.

I think the most important thing is to start with something that fits perfectly. Don't worry about having it in five colors.

I was angry and frightened, and I was scared. I knew what I had done. The whole night is my fault. None of this would have happened if I didn’t drink.

The way to be nothing is to do nothing.

Narrow all your interests until the attitude of mind and heart and body is concentration on Jesus Christ.