Why do scuba divers fall backwards off a boat? Because if they fell forwards they'd still be in the boat.

My parents were pretty lenient with me. But, they gave me morality while I was growing up. They taught me the difference between right and wrong.

The past is only the future with the lights on

Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid.

The fact that music can induce Goosebumps draw a tear inspire and connect is one of my favorite parts of being human

I hate it when people try to act cool. I hope they all get gonorreah and die.

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

Life's too short to sit through songs you don't love.

Play music that means something to you. Make it happen for yourself.

A real punk is punk on the inside.

Antarctica is otherworldly, like nothing I've ever seen before. Stark, cold, beautiful desolation.

Who knew that the devil had a factory where he made millions of fossils, which his minions distributed throughout the earth, in order to confuse my tiny brain?

There were only the great diamonds and sapphires and emerald mists and velvet inks of space, with God's voice mingling among the crystal fires.

To deny the necessity or value of metaphysics is to assert a metaphysical principle, just as to say a religion must be without dogmas is to assert a dogma.

Whatever we fix our thoughts upon or steadily focus our imagination upon, that is what we attract.

For me, every hour is grace.

While you are alive, your worldly self is like a collector of benefits from Allah's bounties, which come to you from myriads of hands.

In the museums, everything is in quotation marks.

If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it.

From our broadcasting box you can't see any grass at all. It is simply a carpet of humanity.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.