Why do these crazy vampires keep trying to collect me?

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

There are moments on stage when everything comes together. Then the kid in the front row coughs.

I won't be able to see heaven if I don't die first, right?

The spectacles of experience through them you will see clearly a second time.

I don't want to watch [films I was acting in]. I've had enough of me.

We have to step up as adults and try to guide our youth.

Beijing residents joke that to get a free smoke all they have to do is open their windows!

The struggle for life is not only the material and economic one. Comfort is no protection from anxiety.

Politics is tricky; it cuts both ways. Every time you make a choice, it has unintended consequences.

So, what do you think they'll do to him?" I ask. Prim sounds about a thousand years old when she speaks. "Whatever it takes to break you.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.