Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

It's a weapon we have, and we need all the weapons we can get

The essence of education is the education of the body.

As if they were our own handiwork we place a high value on our characters.

A man by himself is in bad company.

I grew up on 'Lawrence' and 'Zhivago'. A legacy with not one but multiple timeless classics.

I want to encourage more young women to get involved in coding, because it's important for them to be able to help shape the future, and coding is the future.

Success is loving life and daring to live it.

The people of California clearly have the right to prohibit the sale of a product that is the result of abject animal abuse.

The ISIS situation is not just “their problem to deal with in the Middle East,” it’s OUR PROBLEM because it involves people Jesus died for.