Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

When I die throw my body in the back and drive me to the junk yard in my Cadillac.

I had a Super Grover doll growing up. Super Grover was very clumsy, he wasn't very good-looking. But in his own way he'd always save the day.

A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.

No generalizing beyond the data, no theory. No theory, no insight. And if no insight, why do research.

In time of prosperity friends will be plenty; In time of adversity not one in twenty.

The wretched beings depicted by Millet touch us profoundly because he loved them profoundly. They have nothing in common with vulgar ugliness. Beauty will always remain the highest aim of art.

I don't want to sell my soul to Hollywood - to just make run-of-the-mill stuff.

If something looks difficult, it is more fantastic to do it! Stay away from the easy things!

Architecture is not all about the design of the building and nothing else, it is also about the cultural setting and the ambience, the whole affair.

I was the owner of my own darkness.