Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

The silence rings—it is musical & thrills me. A night in which the silence was audible—I hear the unspeakable.

Wow. This place looks classy. The smell of fertilizer and rot is really in this season. Remind me, what are we doing here?” she asked looking at him with a coy smile. “Did we come for bait?

Lermontov died at age twenty-eight and wrote more than have you and I put together. Talent is recognizable not only by quality, but also by the quantity it yields.

There's a great deal of child left in me and acting is fun. It's a make believe thing.

I hate to do anything that is going to stop or suppress free speech.

True leadership has people who follow when they have the freedom not to.

Israel was not created in order to disappear. Israel will endure and flourish.

Hyun Joong hyung listens to music so loud that the neighbors are telling us to move out.

A real punk is punk on the inside.

I required a destination that was worthy of many visits.