Why do you hang out with him?" "We're teammates." Ahhh. And if blood was thicker than water, then football, evidently, would congeal in one's veins.

What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only?

The worst memories stick with us, while the nice ones always seem to slip through our fingers.

Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.

You don't know me. Don't ever think you know me. The only things you know about me are the things you made me do, and that illustrates your character, not mine.

I am not cute. I am the dreaded Grim Reaper. People fear me, you know. There's a whole song about it.

At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.

Stay for me. Stay with me. There will never be anyone else. Not in my bed. Not in my life. And not in my heart.

If she were going to die, I'd already be screaming. I'm a female bean sidhe. That's what we do.

You know, most girls sleep with a teddy bear or an extra pillow. But I gotta say, that's kinda hot.

...sometimes compassion is the greater part of honor.

It is only God who gives strength and wisdom for fulfill the God-given dream.

When you're in love, life is a kiss.When you are in doubt life is amiss.

Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.

If poor people are spending their own money, it is amazing how fast they will figure out how to keep a lid on medical bills.

Newspapers are a centre of public culture. We can’t give in to extortion.

I deny the fact that when I kill time, time is actually killing me

Jay Leno's the only guy on earth who could have a bobble head made of him that would bobble less than his actual head.

The last act crowns the play.

Miss Lynn came around the corner of the row of lockers,glaring daggers. No, daggers would be too delicate a weapon for her.Glaring sledgehammers was probably more appropriate.

If you love someone, set them free.