Why do you need to drive a Ferrari to get stuck in a traffic jam anyway? How do people afford these cars?

The future belongs to brands that do more than pay lip-service to real dialogue and recognise that their customers want them to believe in something.

What any manager will try to bring to a company first and foremost is an energy and commitment to the business. To try and really roll your sleeves up.

Information is the most valuable commodity in the world today and this business is about giving people access to information that is relevant to their lives.

How do we think beyond interruptive ad formats, and do things that are much more integrated, much more innovative, and actually empower the viewer and give them a better product experience?

There are bad people and there are bad corporations. Just as there are good people and good corporations. That might seem too black and white, but what can I tell ya?

Here's the thing about me: I have a job to do and I do it.

Connectivity doesn't just mean you get a lot more chances to deliver messages about customer service and pricing plans. This isn't one-sided. It enables people to talk back.

I would just like my children to be able to eat fish when they grow up. Now, I don't think there's anything controversial about that.

If the past was what we were meant to see…then behind, not in front, our eyes would be.

Never leave the egg in you not laid. Don't leave the laid eggs there not hatched. You deserve the best

I always thought that if I got no love at all early in my standup career, or I was god awful, I thought I'd get into psychology.

Cover your selfe with your shield, and care not for cryes.

Why not stand up, pump your fists in the air, and scream like a maniac? -

No way, no how did I break into NORAD. That's a complete myth. And I never attempted to access anything considered to be classified government systems.

People are just the same. They like me if they need me, but once I'm useless, they abandon me. To survive, I need to be useful

Indeed one's faith in one's plans and methods is truly tested when the horizon before one is the blackest.

And, uh, I've got about six thousand cartoons up there, also books and papers.

Oh yeah, Scooby, it does. You and I have gone round many a day. I’m the reason you keep thinking you’ve had alien abductions. (Caleb)