Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Philosophers console themselves with explanations.

The automatism of man is overcome, in the words of Dhun'Nun, by aiming for 'being as you were, where you were, before you were'.

Whoever is trying to bring you down is already beneath you.

There are problems that just end up being really hard and by definition the only problems that come to my desk are the ones that nobody else can solve.

One becomes more interested in a job of work after the first impulse to drop it has been overcome.

Looks like you're on a roll. This is the second car you've toasted this week." Carl Costanza - Hot Six

In the months that follow you bend to the work, because it feels like hope, like grace--and because you know in your lying cheater's heart that sometimes a start is all we ever get.

There is no nobler deed than the performance of one's duty.

I'm weirdly flexible, so when I dance, I dance like a 17-year-old girl.

We don't care about going 2-0, 3-0, or 4-0. Our first main objective is to go 1-0. That's the only thing we care about. That's the main focus.