Why do you suppose I’m here?” I asked him. Angel. A thirteen-year-old departed gangbanger. “Just ’cause you’re supposed to be, I guess.

I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.

Never knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell then run. He totally hates that. - T-shirt

I stood and walked around the desk so I could stand over him. Menacingly. Like Darth Vader, only with better lung capacity.

You called me at four thirty-four....I hate four thirty-four. I think four thirty-four should be banned and replaced with something more reasonable, like, say, nine twelve.

He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought.

Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.

If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.

You rented the apartment with a dead guy in the corner?” I shrugged. “I wanted the apartment, and I figured I could cover him up with a bookcase or something.

Show me a liar and I will show thee a thief.

The real process of making decisions, of gathering support, of developing opinions, happens before the meeting or after.

The rapid rise of the People's Republic of China as a military and economic power is challenging the status quo.

I decided to follow my dreams and my passions and to always have an adventure, no matter what it is.

The things we do today - sowing seeds, or sharing simple truths of Christ - people will someday refer to as the first things that prompted them to think of Him.

Let's face it, the great comedians now that are handicapped in the looks department are tremendous writers.

I could be a millionaire if I knew how to make stuff and wasn't afraid of electricity.

Go away, dig a hole, do something else, come back and it magically rejuvenates your creative impulses and stuff.

There is a limit to how much you can cut but there is no limit to how much you can earn.

Now I am not running to please sponsors or to be the No.1 U.S. runner. Now I look at each step I get to take as a gift. I run because I love to run. I want to be able to run until I am 90 years old.