Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early?

A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.

I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.

When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.

You can't run from feelings, Charity. You have to face them. Otherwise your future will look just like your past.

A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!

Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.

Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.

It's not a luxury if you can't do without it!

You can't oversleep if you don't make plans to wake up early.

The real point of watching television is to forget that you have a brain.

Embrace curiosity, be open, playful, and persistent.

We have too quickly bought into the lie that we’ll be happier with more—and as a result, too often miss the joy that comes from owning less.

'Therefore' is a word the poet must not know.

We all know people for that length of time and people change. They mature. There is a certain expectation that a fictional character does not change. But you can't go back and play him the same way.

Men often mistake notoriety for fame, and would rather be remarked for their vices and follies than not be noticed at all!

If you really want something, and really work hard, and take advantage of opportunities, and never give up, you will find a way.. Follow your Dreams.

You realize that trying to keep your distance from me will not lessen my affection for you. All efforts to save me from you will fail.

We know how difficult it is to do something that works and that you feel proud of. When it happens, it's like a miracle.

The reason they want you to fit in... is that once you do, then they can ignore you.

If you had really loved something, wouldn't a little bit of it always linger?