Why does ice cream go with a broken heart?" Kylie asked. "Because if you eat enough of it, it freezes the heart and numbs the pain for a bit.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination.

There is a road, no simple highway, between the dawn and the dark of night, and if you go, no one may follow, that path is for your steps alone.

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that claim a God and the only thing that behaves like it hasn't got one.

Sleep late, have fun, get wild, drink whisky and drive fast on empty streets with nothing in mind but falling in love and not getting arrested.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

So we shall let the reader answer this question for himself: who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?

Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing.

Because even though the truth can set you free, that doesn't mean it won't be painful.

The way your curious eyes were chasing mine when I stood in front of you, I knew I had known these eyes before.

Read the scriptures daily.

Real intimacy is only possible to the degree that we can be honest about what we are doing and feeling.

If you want a chicken to be a duck, and a duck to be a chicken, you will suffer.

‎"She was not a little girl heart-broken about him; she was a grown woman smiling at it all, but they were wet smiles.

I go where I'm invited. And all I can tell you is if we accepted every invitation we had, I'd be away every day of my life.

Okay, for me, first of all, dopeness is what I like the most.

I'd like to meet god. Not to question it, just to have a peak at what it is. I say 'it' because we don't know what it is.

We will not put our sons in prison for political membership or resisting occupation, because occupation is the reason for the problem.