Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Only solitary men know the full joys of friendship. Others have their family

Be inspired but not proud.

You're not supposed to laugh at your own father. Ever.

I can't text. My fingers are too big.

When you let go of your attention for a little while, do not think you may recover it whenever you please.

I'm in control of my life, not anyone in Hollywood.

I know a lot of actors who live with kind of a soundtrack in their lives, even to go to the market. I'm not that kind of actor. I don't listen to songs. I actually like quiet.

Film is simply the most complex way you can express yourself

Presidents tend to tinker, you know, and mess everything up.

McKinley shows all the background of a chocolate eclair.