Why does the left protest and the right doesn't? The left is a hate group.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

To implant fear in the minds of children is a crime. If parents try to rule the child by fear, then fear rules the child.

The greatest universe is not somewhere out there, but inside of yourself.

My healthy blood was powerless to cure the sick blood of my beloved. That was beyond understanding. And so is death.

We all want peace. Unfortunately, there are times when peace must be defended by fighting terror and tyranny.

We don't do sensible things. This is America.

You can't dingleberry that! That's a flagrant misuse of the dingleberry!

I could cover the gamut. It's cool though you go in for an hour, read the script, leave and you got a check.

And here in my isolation I can grow stronger. Poetry seems to come of itself, without effort, and I need only let myself dream a little while painting to suggest it.

Tarzan is direct; he doesn't ask Jane if they might have a meaningful relationship or if they can get together for lunch sometime.

Your days at the most cannot be very long, so use them to the best of your ability for the glory of God and the benefit of your generation.