Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

It's lovely to live on a raft. We had the sky up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss about whether they was made or only just happened.

High school is such an incestuous little pool.

Owen Owens Field embodies the name of the team that calls it home. It's Spartan to the core.

Every actor has to make terrible films from time to time, but the trick is never to be terrible in them.

I couldn't imagine working in a hospital where there's just death, everywhere. But for a lot of women, it was their only option. They couldn't get other jobs.

Hannah writes of love with compassion and conviction.

Gareth Bale has been levitated to the status of one of the best players in the world.

Jesus set us free to live the abundant life by being all that He has created us to be and accomplishing all that He has planned for us to do.

An artist is a person who lives in the triangle which remains after the angle which we may call common sense has been removed from this four-cornered world.

As they say in Discworld, we are trying to unravel the Mighty Infinite using a language which was designed to tell one another where the fresh fruit was.