Why don't we have the chemistry that Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet had in Titanic? I'll tell you one reason: Because we're not in a movie!

When you think of the debonair, ridiculously good-looking guy, you think of me.

I don't have to be walking around like some peasant. I'm royalty!

All the haters are just jealous, so they're trying to bring me down. I'm young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I'm a role model – I'm the American dream!

I may be a douche to some people, but I actually do run companies.

Dream big so even if you don't hit the top you will make it somewhere decent.

Who doesn’t have a polo shirt? Only somebody from, like, Lake Minnetonka.

Balls in general are not a good looking item.

I gotta learn to rap.

You don't respect my religion. I don't respect your outfit.

The more I sleep the less I have to hang out with everyone

The fastest way to double your money is to use Cosmic Ordering.

You got to harden yourself. Make, like, a shell around you. But not everyone can do it. If they got nothing to hang on to some of them screw up. They’re not in the game no more.

Well, I was born to people raised in 1889.

The scientists are really scared. Their [global warming] observations over the past two or three years suggest that everything is happening a lot faster than their climate models predicted.

The Germans have a wonderful combination of pathos, energy, and humor. They are like Californians with an education.

I'm lucky enough to be with someone, and I am happy.

I was probably 34 when I got my first on-camera acting job, and it was through a friend of mine, who was working as a writer on the show, and I've never been more frightened in my life.

Now I feel I have an unspoken deal with the paparazzi: 'I won't do anything publicly interesting if you agree not to follow me.'

Hope is often bitter, but it drives us, and we cling.

No country is free unless it is democratic.