Why don't you bring your face up here and let me punch it? Then you can tell me (if I'm stronger).

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

Fortune favors the audacious.

The doctor is effective only when he himself is affected. Only the wounded physician heals.

I wasn’t lonely. I experienced no self-pity. I was just caught up in a life in which I could find no meaning.

Being a lady is an attitude.

There's an old Celtic proverb that I follow: See much, study much, suffer much is the path to wisdom.

Fortunately, when it comes to meat and poultry, I have the really wonderful situation of having producers and processors that produce and process a very high-quality product.

I enjoy many silent moments with my cat, a conversation always resumed exactly where left off.

Man's chief merit consists in resisting the impulses of his nature.

We provide both irritation and inspiration for each other- the grist for each other's pearl making.

If everything that you do is for the market, it won't work.