Why don't you go and live in a hostel to save cash?

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

Sweetie, I’m not a flowers and chocolates kind of gal, ” she said, leaning into him. “Well, maybe the chocolate.”“I was going to say.”— Krysta and Étienne

The Spirit of God takes the Word of God and makes the child of God.

Indeed His blessings are in the struggle.

When God created the earth, He intended that everything that has breath would praise him

The realisation that our small planet is only one of many worlds gives mankind the perspective it needs to realise sooner that our own world belongs to all its creatures.

The biggest scandal I was ever involved in was - in high school, at a basketball game, I shot and scored for the other team.

I actually have to pick and chose stuff that I know I'm going to bomb at.

President Kennedy was a voracious reader and was forever coming up with fascinating bits of information.

All my coaches tell me that I have been under achieving.

When I was 10 years old, we'd pick out a cow and boom! They'd hit it in the head with a hammer, lift it up by the back legs, and skin it in front of us. Then I'd take the head home and make soup