Why endure verticality when you can be horizontal?

I always consider every place worth exploring once- just in case there's a thirty foot flaming sign divulging the secret of life, that no one has told me about.

I don't know why they call it life, it's just a moment with memories.

Who ever loved that loved not at first sight?

With a fascist the problem is never how best to present the truth to the public but how best to use the news to deceive the public into giving the fascist and his group more money or more power.

What does 'happy' mean? Happiness is not a state like Vermont.

I'm pretty good at getting over people throwing stuff at me. If you've been doing stand up long enough you know how to swing back and get the laughs.

Israel deserves America's friendship in reality - not just in rhetoric.

I have to have music as a soundtrack to writing fiction. I listen to it at other times, too, but it helps me write.

What can that man fear who takes care to please a Being that is able to crush all his adversaries?

I want the standard of living in Iran in ten years' time to be exactly on a level with that in Europe today. In twenty years' time we shall be ahead of the United States.

The greatest problem all around the world today, whether in America, Japan, China, Russia, India or anywhere else in the world, is that people are not in peace. People want peace.

Evolution is the most popular way we have for dealing with change.