Why get killed when you can run ... your ego will heal much faster than a broken jaw.

The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.

I ain't no movie star, man. I'm a booty star.

I believe the ability to think is blessed. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

Two things people throughout history have had in common are hatred and humour. I am proud that I have been able to use humour to lessen people's hatred.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

Booty is just a ghetto expression, and I'm just a booty star.

All humor is rooted in pain.

I had some great things and I had some bad things. The best and the worst . . . In other words, I had a life.

If I thought about it, I could be bitter, but I don't feel like being bitter. Being bitter makes you immobile, and there's too much that I still want to do.

The oceans and seas are forces which, if you forget, they will gladly remind you.

The soul suffers to the pain for the neglect of the spirit.

He doesn't comment on any of the music I play: Sonny Rollins followed by AC/DC followed by the Broadway score from My Fair Lady.

She made the beast rear its ugly head. Stirred fantasies in my mind I would have never otherwise entertained. Owning her wasn’t enough. Controlling her didn’t douse the inferno blazing inside me.

Children are the greatest philosophers : the questions that children ask require the deepest of thoughts and the longest of reflections on life!

Cosmopolitan discourse...provides one with a _public gaze_ with which one can relate oneself to others in a different way.

Successful prospecting depends on selecting methods that you can effectively navigate. If something makes you uncomfortable, please don't do it.

We're still on the run. That's for sure.Right on. This time we're on.And we won't stop till we win.

You find me a Democrat that's for cutting spending $10 and I'll give them a warm kiss.