Why in the world are you a Republican?

I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.

Many Texas barbecue fanatics have a strong belief in the beneficial properties of accumulated grease.

The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.

Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in.

I'm in favor of liberalizing immigration because of the effect it would have on restaurants. I'd let just about everybody in except the English.

Every good idea sooner or later degenerates into hard work.

Did you know that five out of three people have trouble with fractions.

I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.

All businesses begin and end with their company culture.

We had given in to our vulnerability and cast down any pretenses that we were too strong to be weak.

Don't lie to a liar,

Know thy self, know thy enemy. A thousand battles, a thousand victories.

To love another person is to see the face of God.

Sometimes the lack of substantive freedoms relates directly to economic poverty

The greatest dishes are very simple.

Celebrate the best in people. Find the light that shines not on us, but within us, when we trust enough to let it out.

A pessimist looks at his glass and says it is half empty; an optimist looks at it and says it is half full.

I never buy magazines, I never even buy books.